Bacon sundaePosted: July 15, 2011
When I was in Vegas, one hungover morning I decided to go get some Denny’s with some friends. That’s where I saw it. Surely, this was not real. It couldn’t be. There is ugly food, and then there is abominable food. Of course, I had to try it. Ordering the bacon sundae is no easy feat –
Me: Can I get the bacon sundae?
Waitress: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah, I wonder what it tastes like.
Waitress: You’re the first person ever to order that.
Me: Are you serious?
Waitress: Yeah, no one working here has ever sold one.
Me: Great, let’s see what this bad boy’s all about.
Waitress: I’m going to put the order in, but I’m actually leaving work now. Could you write a little note for me and tell me how it was? I’m really curious.
10 minutes later, an older waitress comes out, gives me an odd look and places the sundae on the table.